Luke just got back from THE MOST AMAZING NIGHTS EVER EVER EVEREVER!!!
Ok this is a special edition of the Loco-Blog as this has deserves a mention!
Right then; I was invited to go to a Channel 4 party in London. Didn't really know much about it except that there was a free bar, all single women and get 2 be on TV! SO yeah it was a party for some lame TV Show called 'Seduction School' where some guys that know NOTHING about women go and have lessons from some American guru called Wayne (who by his own admission is not as cool as Will Smith and is therefore NOT the white 'Hitch' as I suggested!!) Anyways there was this private party at a club called Jewel in Soho, which was ok. So I was on the Jack and Coke and chatting to the Ladies when I met this FINE chick called Katy Fox. Yes. That's her real name!!! She looked like a Bond-girl to match her name! Even had a tattoo saying 'Foxy' lol. So yeah I was chatting to her and her mate Roxy and we were having fun with the free drinks :oD.
Then I was chatting to the producer and I was like 'what are you guys doing after this??' and he was like oh, there's a private party over at China White's. So I'm like this sounds interesting and talk my way into an invite and get one for Katy Fox. We get there and there's crowds of people outside and LOADS of security. In we go and guess who's there?? None other than Jamie Foxx (no relation) , Kanye West, Jessica Alba (yeah baby...) and a bunch of other people! So we had a fantastico time partying at ANOTHER free bar, feeling like a rockstar long into the night. That night I decided that it probably wasn't the best option in the world to drive home so Katy Fox invited me back to her place which was fun. Next day was spent strolling around London. Went to Stamford bridge to see the champs which was cool and spent the rest of the day sunbathing and having a picnic in Hyde Park we also did 'other things' too as she had a short skirt on, but anyways. Ahem. Was the most fun I've had in ages and was very needed!
Then in the evening we went to the theatre and saw Chicago with Brooke Shields in it and had an aberdeen angus steak :oD then was time to say cheerio and then we spent about an hour looking for my car and when we DID find it it had a bloody wheel clamp on it! I decided to test out the only thing my Dad ever taught me to see if it worked; I jacked up the car, let down the tyre and the clamp came off easy as can be!!! Cheers Dad!!! So after that escapade I pumped up the tyre, drove home and I've just got back. I am very tired right now, you don't even understand.

Well folks, after 77 glorious posts it is time for me to bid the land of internet blogging a fond farewell. It's been a great ride, hasn't it? However it would be terribly improper of me to do so without acknowledging those people that really have made it the experience that it was;

• Kellie - What can I say baby, you keep doin' ur thing on idol and we'll meet up after. Promise!
• Jess - Jess, Jess, Jess. What can I say about you? I think you know everything I could ever say to you. It's been swell Dollface x
• The infamous Ricky Ricardo - See you in law on Tuesday :oD
• Shanna - Hey toots, you still hate me? Hope things go great with Pete x
• Rach - Yes you... Figured u shud get a mention. Get your ass to Uni and find someone that deserves you x
• Sophie - Wherever you are, do the movie thing, read this n come find me x
• Sam & Sarah - See you tuesday as well!
• Danny-Boy - I've come to the conclusion that you're just very misunderstood and you're trying to do the right thing. Chase your dreams dude, however controversial they may be!
• The Girls @ Spearmint Rhino - I love you all equally!!!
• Emma - Will I ever get to see your belly-button again? I think 'no'.
• Trish - I'm so, so glad things are working themselves out for you. Stay happy, don't let anyone treat you the way I did. I'm sorry x
• Claire - It's cool that you got back with ur fella, take care of urself yeah?
• The Dixie Chicks - You did some good tunes...
• Dave - Maybe time to get another jumper mate? Just a thought...
• Brad(ley) - Don't know you mate, but you piss me off..!
• JADE - :oD Hey hunny, didn't think I'd forget a certified cutie such as yourself did you?!?! Anyone that laughs at my jokes gets a headstart in my estimation!
• Zoe - I know nothing about u, but that was a wild night 'eh? :oD
• Tracie - My pshrink, can't forget you now can I hun! (Partly cus ur messaging me continuously on msn right now!) But nah, ur a sweetie n def dnt look 109...
• The Imperial Hotel - You guys are all legends even if u did overcharge me!!!
• The casino chick - I should have done it, blatantly!!
• Naomi - Where shall I begin? Or perhaps it would be more appropriate to say where shall I end? Ok here goes; I genuinely wish you and Paul all the happiness in the world. God knows you deserve some. I hope Paul really realises how lucky he is. Brasil, wow. I'm not going to criticise your choices, if they're right for you then go for it, don't hold anything back, live the dream.
• Paul - Wow, ok. You did it mate. You got your dream gal and congratulations to you. Treat her right and you'll see that she's the perfect girlfriend. Sorry we never really got around to being friends, I really didn't have a problem with you. I hope you do know how lucky you really are. Take care of her for me, she's more special than you'll ever understand.
• Nao's Pizza Hut friends that don't know me - I forgive you all, I'm not a bad guy I just made mistakes when it came to Nao. I accept this and would probably feel the same way about sum1 that hurt her. I only ever asked for a chance, but I guess it doesn't matter anymore.

I guess this is it, I'll leave you with Loco's take on life;

Never, EVER apologise for who you are or how you feel...

Love may not make the world go round, but it definitely makes the ride worthwhile.

That's it.

That's it.

Just got out of hospital but I don't want to talk about it

Met up with Jade n Jeska was fun, did some singstar lol

That's it.

IT'S OFFICIAL!

NAOMI IS A STUPID FUCKING SKANKY LITTLE BITCH AND I'M FAR TOO GOOD FOR HER MESSED UP BABYISH ATTITUDE PROBLEMS.

I thought it could work, I thought we could be friends or whatever but no. She's FAR too immature, stupid and fucked in the head for me. Life is going great for me and she'd only drag me down. I was talking to someone the other day about Nao and how we almost settled down together and they said that it would have been "the biggest mistake of my life" how true it was. I can't believe how much of a little kid she is with her little mood swings and the crying and the mind games. I think she needs to grow up and get a grip on reality.

My life is fine and dandy without her, I'm sure I'll find someone much better but I'm really not looking anymore. Everything is good, I'm happy. I guess they call this closure!!!

That REALLY IS it.

Today was good. Spent the day chilling out and doing some college work. Took pup for a stroll up the white horse, was bloody FREEZING! There was some dude up there kinda kite boarding only he had those little skis, wud have prob been cool when there was snow like there was this morning. I feel sick, I've eaten crisps and chocolate today, there's been somewhat of a drought! I spoke to Charlotte today on msn, that was funny, haven't spoken to her in ages. She's quite the hottie lol.

Anyways that's it for now, got a bunch of people complaining am not talking on msn..!

That's all folks...

On the fone 2 Jessica right now! She a cutie really isn't she..! I love the way she says 'Bill' it cracks me up every time. She's funny. I think she's swell.
She's reading me a poem right now to music. It's a really gud poem but she keeps laughing! She quite the pop idol as well :op Keep up the good work cutes ;oD
Ok well am done. Not so good at typing with one hand... :op

That's it.

One Art

The art of losing isn't hard to master;
so many things seem filled with the intent
to be lost that their loss is no disaster.

Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost door keys, the hour badly spent.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.

Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you meant
to travel. None of these will bring disaster.

I lost my mother's watch. And look! my last, or
next-to-last, of three loved houses went.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.

I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster.

---Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture
I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident
the art of losing's not too hard to master
though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.

-- Elizabeth Bishop

Pictures you won't see on the news or in any newspapers...

Soldiers praying...

Iraqi's and soldiers NOT fighting...

'A touch of humanity...'

Soldiers actually helping.

'The Letter Home'

That's it.

Where is Nao incedently?? I called her mo last night and this morning to see if we could meet up @ college so I could give her her stuff back, but she didn't answer and then at college she wasn't sat with any of her buddies so I assume she wasn't there. Weird. Her attendance must be getting worryingly low...

The weirdest thing just happened bordering on freaky and scary shit. Ok no, it just plain IS scary. I jus got home from college and was thinking about Nao on the way home cuz I dropped some of her stuff off @ her place. I really miss her, I know it's foolish and I probably shouldn't but I really do. I have been sorting through my stuff and I found a loada cards and stuff she'd given me and they are SO SWEET. I miss that like you won't believe. It's funny (and by funny I mean laugh or cry), I believe Nao is my soulmate, I really do. I really cannot believe that I let someone as amazing as her slip through my fingers. ANYWAY back to what I was saying, I was thinking about her and got into my room and said to myself that if I want to/should try to (can't remember exactly) get back with Nao our song; 'Come What May' will come on the radio. (The radio is off at this point) I turn the radio on and the very first words that come out are "You're still the one that I love, the only one I dream of, you're still the one I kiss good night!" I mean seriously, what are the chances??? Now THAT'S scary shit...

That's it.

Spoke to Jess this morning, called her mobile to say hi but she said she was "busy" waiting for a train or something, I dunno. I only wanted to say hi! Meh, oh well we're friends so it's all good. She made that very VERY clear to me last night. When she stays over on Tuesday night she's sleeping in the spare room. Which is cool. Kinda. Well... here's the thing... Oh nevermind.
That's it.